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Topic: Jokes Section: Wee Scottish Tale Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Wee Scottish Tale. A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts: 'Dinnae drink thon waater! It's foo ae coo's sheet an' pish!' The man replies: 'My Good fellow, I'm English. Could you repeat that in English for me.' The keeper replies: 'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!! |
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