Sacred Science |
John Keely's Sacred Science |
Topic: Jokes Section: Weatherman Table of Contents to this Topic |
You Don't Need to Be a Weatherman... It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and promptly slammed the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I donŐt know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear." |
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