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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Water into wine Table of Contents to this Topic |
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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or whiskey beer, vodka or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = Poop WINE = HEALTH Therefore: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service. |
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