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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Visiting Grandma Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Visiting Grandma Ê Ê A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson, who is coming to visit with his wife: Ê "You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. With your elbow push button 14T. I will buzz you in. Come inside, the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow hit 14. When you get out I am on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell." Ê "Grandma, that sounds easy, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?" Ê "You're coming empty handed?" |
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