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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: The Rattlesnake and the Alligator Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Do you know the fable about the Rattlesnake and the alligator?Ê Ê The Rattlesnake wanted to cross the swamp. He asked the alligator for a ride.Ê Ê The alligator said "No man, if I let you on my back you'll bite me and I'll die".Ê Ê Rattlesnake said "No dude, I'd not do that. If I killed you then I'd die too".Ê Ê They went back and forth a little and then the alligator agreed. The Rattlesnake slithered on the back of the alligator and they headed out.Ê Ê About half way over, the Rattlesnake bit the alligator. The alligator, knowing he was dying, looked back and asked "Why'd you do that? Now we're both going to die."Ê Ê Rattlesnake said "I couldn't help it. I'm a snake. That's what we do."Ê Ê ---Ê Do you know why lawyers never get bit by Rattlesnakes?Ê Ê Professional courtesy. |
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