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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: The Half Wit Table of Contents to this Topic |
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The Half Wit Ê Ê Ê Ê A man owned a small farm in Saskatchewan. The Saskatchewan Provincial Wage & Hours Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. Ê Ê 'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,' demanded the agent.Ê Ê Ê Ê 'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years.Ê I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. ÊÊ The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. ÊÊ Then there's the half-wit.Ê He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night.Ê He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.' Ê Ê ÊÊ 'That's the guy I want to talk to .. the half-wit,' says the agent. 'That would be me,' replied the farmer. |
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