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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: The Good Wife Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Such a good wife Ê ÊA police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says I clocked youÊ at 80 miles per hour, sir." Ê ÊThe driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhapsÊ your radar gun needs calibrating." Ê ÊNot looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear,Ê you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." Ê ÊAs the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut forÊ once?" Ê ÊThe wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detectorÊ went off when it did" Ê ÊAs the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detectorÊ unit, the man glowers at his wife and says throughÊ clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" Ê ÊThe officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." Ê ÊThe driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off whenÊ you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." Ê ÊThe wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you'reÊ driving." Ê ÊAnd as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turnsÊ to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP" Ê ÊThe officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" Ê Ê(I love this part...) Ê Ê"Only when he's been drinking" |
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