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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Taxes Table of Contents to this Topic |
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The Tax Poem ÊAt first I thought this was funny....then I realized the awful truth of it. Be sure to read all the way to the end. ÊTax his land, ÊTax his bed, ÊTax the table ÊAt which he's fed. ÊTax his tractor, ÊTax his mule, ÊTeach him taxes ÊAre the rule. ÊTax his work, ÊTax his pay, ÊHe works for peanuts ÊAnyway! ÊTax his cow, ÊTax his goat,Ê ÊTax his pants, ÊTax his coat. ÊTax his ties, ÊTax his shirt, ÊTax his work, ÊTax his dirt. ÊTax his tobacco, ÊTax his drink, ÊTax him if he ÊTries to think. ÊTax his cigars, ÊTax his beers, ÊIf he cries ÊTax his tears. Ê Tax his car, ÊTax his gas, ÊFind other ways ÊTo tax his ass. ÊTax all he has ÊThen let him know ÊThat you won't be done ÊTill he has no dough. ÊWhen he screams and hollers; ÊThen tax him some more, ÊTax him till ÊHe's good and sore. ÊThen tax his coffin, ÊTax his grave, ÊTax the sod in ÊWhich he's laid. ÊPut these words ÊUpon his tomb, ÊTaxes drove me Êto my doom...' ÊWhen he's gone, ÊDo not relax, ÊIts time to apply ÊThe inheritance tax. ÊAccounts Receivable Tax ÊBuilding Permit Tax ÊCDL license Tax ÊCigarette Tax ÊCorporate Income Tax ÊDog License Tax ÊExcise Taxes ÊFederal Income Tax ÊFederal Unemployment Tax (FUTA) ÊFishing License Tax ÊFood License Tax ÊFuel Permit Tax ÊGasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon) ÊGross Receipts Tax ÊHunting License Tax ÊInheritance Tax ÊInventory Tax ÊIRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax) ÊLiquor Tax ÊLuxury Taxes ÊMarriage License Tax ÊMedicare Tax ÊPersonal Property Tax ÊProperty Tax ÊReal Estate Tax ÊService Charge T ax ÊSocial Security Tax ÊRoad Usage Tax ÊSales Tax ÊRecreational Vehicle Tax ÊSchool Tax ÊState Income Tax ÊState Unemployment Tax (SUTA) ÊTelephone Federal Excise Tax ÊTelephone Federal Universal Ser vice FeeTax ÊTelephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes ÊTelephone Minimum Usage Surcharge=2 0Tax ÊTelephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax ÊTelephone State and Local Tax ÊTelephone Usage Charge Tax ÊUtility Taxes ÊVehicle License Registration Tax ÊVehicle Sales Tax ÊWatercraft Registration Tax ÊWell Permit Tax ÊWorkers Compensation Tax ÊSTILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY? ÊNot one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middleclass in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. ÊWhat in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?' |
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