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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Surgeon Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A surgeon was checking on a patient who had a hernia operation three days before. The doctor asked the man why he had not gotten out of bed. ÒI hurt,Ó the man said. ÒYou donÕt know how it feels.Ó ÒI know exactly how it feels,Ó the doctor said. ÒI had the same procedure last month, and I was back at work two days later. ThereÕs no difference in our operations.Ó ÒOh yes there is,Ó said the patient. ÒYou had a different surgeon.Ó |
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