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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Planting Chickens Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A city slicker moves to the country and decides heÕs going to take up farming. He heads to the local co-op and tells the man, ÒGive me a hundred baby chickens.Ó The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, ÒGive me two hundred baby chickens.Ó The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns. This time he says, ÒGive me five-hundred baby chickens.Ó ÒWow! The co-op man replies ÒYou must really be doing well!Ó ÒNaw,Ó said the man with a sigh. ÒIÕm either planting them too deep or too far apart!Ó |
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