Sacred Science |
John Keely's Sacred Science |
Topic: Jokes Section: Pilot to Navigator Table of Contents to this Topic |
The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. Ê He placed it on top of the instrument panel, and then asked the navigator, "Do you know what I use this for?" Ê The navigator replied timidly, "No, what's it for?" Ê The pilot responded, "I use this on navigators who get me lost." Ê Ê The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table. Ê The pilot asked, "What's that for?" Ê Ê "To be honest, sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost before you will." |
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