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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Perfect Eyesight Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment." The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect." He never heard the shot.... |
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