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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Old Farmer's Advice Table of Contents to this Topic |
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¥ Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. ¥ Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. ¥ Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. ¥ A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. ¥ Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. ¥ Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. ¥ Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. ¥ Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. ¥ It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. ¥ You cannot unsay a cruel word. ¥ Every path has a few puddles. ¥ When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. ¥ The best sermons are lived, not preached. ¥ Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. ¥ Don't judge folks by their relatives. ¥ Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. ¥ Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. ¥ Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. ¥ Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. ¥ If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. ¥ Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. ¥ The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. ¥ Always drink upstream from the herd. ¥ Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. ¥ Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. ¥ If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. ¥ Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God. |
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