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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Misdirection Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A married man was having an affair with hisÊsecretary.Ê One day they went toÊher place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted,Êthey fell asleep and wokeÊup at 8 PM.Ê The man hurriedly dressed and toldÊhis lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.Ê He put on his shoes and drove home. Ê Ê"Where have you been?" his wife demanded. Ê Ê"I can't lie to you," he replied, Ê Ê"I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." Ê ÊShe looked down at his shoes and said: Ê Ê"You lying bastard!Ê You've been playing golf!" |
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