Sacred Science |
John Keely's Sacred Science |
Topic: Jokes Section: Looking Beautiful Table of Contents to this Topic |
Husband and wife are shopping in WallMart when the man picks up a case of Budweiser and sticks it into the cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he says. 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and sticks it in the cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man. 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says. The man replies... 'so does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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