Sacred Science |
John Keely's Sacred Science |
Topic: Jokes Section: Lawyering Table of Contents to this Topic |
A young guy walks into a post office and sees a middleÐaged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing ÒLoveÓ stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and sprays scent all over them. His curiosity getting the best of him, the guy goes up to the man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, ÒIÕm sending out a thousand Valentine cards signed, ÒGuess who?Ó ÒBut why?Ó Asked the young guy. ÒIÕm a divorce lawyer,Ó the bald man replied. |
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