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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Kids are Quick Table of Contents to this Topic |
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KIDSÊ AREÊ QUICK... TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊ Mary, go to the map and find North America. MARY:ÊÊÊ Ê Ê ÊHere it is. TEACHER:ÊÊ Correct. Now class, who discovered ÊAmerica? CLASS:ÊÊÊÊÊÊMARYÊ ____________________________________ TEACHER:ÊÊÊ Agnes, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?Ê AGNES:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊYou told me to do it without using tables.Ê __________________________________________ TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊRick, how do you spell "crocodile?" RICK:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊK-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:ÊÊ No, that's wrongÊ RICK:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊMaybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER:ÊÊ Roy, what is the chemical formula for water? ROY: Ê Ê Ê Ê H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:ÊÊÊWhat are you talking about? ROY:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊYesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê Bobby, name one important thing we have today that we didn'tÊhave 10 years ago. BOBBY:ÊÊÊÊÊÊMe ! __________________________________________ TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊSteven, why do you always get so dirty? STEVEN:ÊÊÊÊÊÊWell, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.Ê _______________________________________ TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê Charles, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' CHARLES:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊ I is... TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê No, Charles..... Always say, 'I am.'Ê CHARLES:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊAll right... Ê'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'Ê ÊÊ _________________________________ TEACHER:ÊÊÊÊ George Washington not only chopped down his father'sÊcherry tree, but also admitted it.ÊÊNow, John, do you know why his father didn't punish him? JOHN:ÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊBecause George still had the ax in his hand.ÊÊÊ ______________________________________ Ê Ê TEACHER:ÊÊÊ Now, Thomas, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? THOMAS:ÊÊÊÊÊNo sir, I don't have to, my Mom's a good cook. ______________________________ Ê Ê TEACHER: Ê Ê Ê Hannah , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your sister, Raven. Ê Did you copy hers?Ê HANNAH:ÊÊÊÊÊÊNo, it's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Ê Ê Johnny, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? JOHNNY: Ê Ê ÊÊA teacher |
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