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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Italian Boy's Confession Table of Contents to this Topic |
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ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION Ê ÊÊ Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I haveÊ been with a loose girl'.Ê The priest asks, 'Is that you, little JoeyÊ Pagano ?'Ê "Yes, Father, it is."Ê 'And who was the girl you were with?'ÊÊ 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.Ê Well,Ê Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as wellÊ tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'Ê 'I cannot say.'Ê 'Was it TeresaÊ Mazzarelli?'Ê 'I'll never tell.'Ê 'Was it Nina Capelli?'Ê 'I'm sorry,Ê but I cannot name her.'Ê 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'Ê "My lips are sealed."ÊÊ "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"Ê "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."ÊÊ The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano,Ê and I admire you for that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be anÊ alter boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'Ê Joey walksÊ back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,'What'dÊ you get?'Ê . . . "4 months vacation and five good leads."Ê |
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