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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Insurance Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmerÕs barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. ÒWe donÕt give you the money,Ó a company official explained. ÒWe replace the barn and all the equipment in it.Ó ÒIn that case,Ó replied the wife, Òcancel the policy I have on my husband.Ó |
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