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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Home Depot Warning to Men Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Men Be Warned! A 'heads up' to those men who may be regular Home Depot customers! Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen March 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th, April 1st, 4th, twice on the 5th, and very likely again next weekend. So be on guard, and tell your friends to be careful. P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99. |
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