Sacred Science |
John Keely's Sacred Science |
Topic: Jokes Section: Heaven Table of Contents to this Topic |
Two elderly men, Sam and Dave, were discussing the afterlife and made a bargain that who ever died first would come back and let the other know. They were most interested in what Heaven would be like, especially if they would be able to play baseball, their favorite sport. A few short days later, Sam passed away. That night to the suprise of Dave, Sam came back in a vision. Dave ask if there was baseball in heaven and Sam replied I have good news and bad news about that. The good news is that no matter what you love, you will find it in heaven from fishing to baseball. As soon as I got there, I was able to join a team. The bad news is that you are scheduled to pitch this Friday. |
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