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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Going fishing Table of Contents to this Topic |
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NEVER LIE TO A WOMAN!! Ê A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" Ê "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." Ê The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?" Ê You'll love the answer... *. * * *. * * * * * * * * * * * * * The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....." |
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