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Duck in a Bar A duck walks into a bar and asks: 'Got any Bread?' Bartender says: 'No.' Duck says: 'Got any bread?' Bartender says: 'No.' Duck says: 'Got any bread?' Bartender says: 'No, we have no bread.' Duck says: 'Got any bread?' Bartender says: 'No, we haven't got any bread!' Duck says: 'Got any bread?' Bartender says: 'No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard !' Duck says: 'Got any nails?' Bartender says: 'No' Duck says: 'Got any bread? |
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