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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Dial 911 Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A frantic woman had dialed 911. ÒPolice, fire, or ambulance?Ó asked the operator. ÒI want a vet!Ó demanded the panic-stricken woman. ÒA vet?Ó said the operator in surprise. ÒWhat for?Ó ÒTo open by bulldogÕs jaws.Ó ÒBut why did you call 911?Ó ÒThereÕs a burglar in them.Ó |
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