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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Daily Fruit Table of Contents to this Topic |
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"WhatÕs this daily charge for ÔfruitÕ?" The hotel guess asked the manager. ÒWe didnÕt eat any.Ó ÒBut the fruit was placed in your room every day. It isnÕt our fault you didnÕt take advantage of it.Ó ÒI see,Ó said the man as he subtracted $150.00 from the bill. ÒWhat are you doingÓ? Sputtered the manager. ÒIÕm subtracting 50 dollars a day for you kissing my wife.Ó ÒWhat? I didnÕt kiss your wife.Ó ÒAh,Ó replied the man, Òbut she was there.Ó |
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