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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Change Course Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: ÒChange your course 10 degree east.Ó The light signals back: ÒChange yours, 10 degrees west.Ó Angry, the captain sends: ÒIÕm a navy captain! Change your course, sir!Ó ÒIÕm a seaman, second class,Ó comes the reply. ÒChange your course, sir.Ó Now the captain is furious. ÒIÕm a battleship! IÕm not changing course!Ó There is one last reply. ÒIÕm a lighthouse. Your call.Ó |
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