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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Cannibal... Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu... Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00 The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Politicians?' The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.' |
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