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| Sacred Science |
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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Bus Tour Table of Contents to this Topic |
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May you always have love toÊshare, health to spare, and friends that care. A tour bus driverÊis driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped onÊhis shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munchesÊup. AfterÊabout 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture aboutÊfive more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again heÊasks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanutsÊyourselves?". "We can't chew them because we have no teeth", sheÊreplied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The oldÊlady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." |
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