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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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ÊÊ"IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊConstipated People Don't Give A Crap. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊIf You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊHorn Broken... Watch For Finger. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊThe Earth Is Full - Go Home. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊI Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊSo Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊCleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊIf We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊEat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊIlliterate? Write For Help. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊHonk If Anything Falls Off. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊCover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊHe Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, ÊÊBut is Miles From The Next Exit. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊI Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits ÊÊWith An Unarmed Person. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊYou! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊI Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊFight Crime: Shoot Back! ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊ(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) ÊÊIf You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊStop Lights Timed For 35 mph ÊÊAlso Are Timed For 70 mph ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊGuys: No Shirt, No Service ÊÊGals: No Shirt, No Charge ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊIf Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does ÊÊMy Mailman Looks Like Jabba The Hut? ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊBody By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊBoldly Going Nowhere. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊCaution - Driver Legally Blonde. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊHeart Attacks: God's Revenge ÊÊFor Eating His Animal Friends ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ÊÊHonk If You've Never Seen ÊÊAn Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ÊÊ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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