Sacred Science |
John Keely's Sacred Science |
Topic: Jokes Section: Bubba's New Truck Table of Contents to this Topic |
"Bubba's New Truck" One day Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his friend Bubba driving a new pickup. Bubba pulled up with a wide grin. Bubba, where'd you get that new truck? Bobby Sue gave it to me, Bubba replied. She gave it to you ? I knew she was kind of sweet on you, but a new truck! Well Jimmy let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on county road 6, in the middle of nowhere, Bobby pulled off the road, put the truck in 4 wheel drive and headed into the woods, She parked the truck, got out, took off all her clothes and said, "Bubba, take whatever you want." So, I took the truck! "Bubba, your a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you anyway." |
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