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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Boobs and Willies Table of Contents to this Topic |
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BOOBS AND WILLIES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, a woman goes through three Phases. In her 20s, a woman's boobs are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s , they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter, so the daughter said: 'Mom, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes Through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, Mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but Reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes --- dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.' |
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