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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Blonde on Plane Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A beautiful blonde woman walked onto an airplane and headed for first class where she took a seat. The person who was assigned that seat asked the flight attendant to move the blonde. The blonde refused to move. The flight attendant tried everything she could think of to get her to move, including threatening to have her arrested and removed in handcuffs. To prevent a scene the flight attendant told the Captain what was going on and asked him to help. The Captain approached the blonde and whispered something in her ear. The woman immediately got up and went to the back of the plane and took a seat. The flight attendant was amazed at how easily the Captain had made the woman move. "What in the world did you say to her?" the flight attendant asked. "I told her that first class wasn't stopping in LA. If she wanted to get off in LA she had to move to the back of the plane." |
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