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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Bar, old man walks into a Table of Contents to this Topic |
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An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying. The bartender asks, ÒWhatÕs wrong?Ó The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, ÒI married a beautiful woman two days ago. SheÕs a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.Ó The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, ÒBut that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?Ó The old man looks at the bartender and says, ÒI canÕt remember where I live!Ó |
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