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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Bar, getting revenge Table of Contents to this Topic |
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A man walked into a cafe,Ê went to the bar andÊordered a beer. "Certainly,ÊSir, that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed.ÊHe glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for aÊnice juicy steak and aÊbottle of wine?" Ê "A nickel," the barman replied.ÊA nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy whoÊowns this place?" Ê ÊThe bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." Ê ÊThe man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with yourÊwife?" Ê ÊThe bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doingÊto his business down here."Ê |
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