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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Bar, drunk stumbles into a Table of Contents to this Topic |
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An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunk." A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk" Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk." The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing." |
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