Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late atÊ night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The firstÊ mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. HeÊ turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on myÊ back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it inÊ my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then makeÊ off with the cheese."
ÊÊ The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down andÊ nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse andÊ replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can,Ê take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee eachÊ morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
ÊÊ The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. TheÊ third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't haveÊ time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and screw the cat."
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