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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Banking Problems Explained Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Banking problems explained Ê This simple explanation sounds like it's right on. Ê Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. Ê The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.Ê The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Ê ChuckÊ replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'ÊÊ Ê The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'ÊÊ Ê ChuckÊ said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'Ê Ê The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?Ê Ê Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'Ê Ê The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'Ê Ê Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' ÊÊ A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'Ê Ê Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.'Ê Ê The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'Ê Ê Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Ê Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs. |
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