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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: An Illegal Mexican, an Iraqi and a Redneck Girl Table of Contents to this Topic |
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AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN, AN IRAQI, AND A REDNECK GIRL ARE IN THE SAME BAR. WHEN THE MEXICAN FINISHES HIS BEER, HE THROWS HIS GLASS IN THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS PISTOL, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, 'IN MEXICO OUR GLASSES ARE SO CHEAP WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE.' THE IRAQI, OBVIOUSLY IMPRESSED BY THIS, DRINKS HIS BEER, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, PULLS OUT HIS AK-47, AND SHOOTS THE GLASS TO PIECES. HE SAYS, "IN IRAQ, WE HAVE SO MUCH SAND TO MAKE GLASSES THAT WE DON'T NEED TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONE TWICE EITHER." THE REDNECK GIRL FROM ARKANSAS, COOL AS A CUCUMBER, PICKS UP HER BEER, SHE DOWNS IT IN ONE GULP, THROWS THE GLASS INTO THE AIR, WHIPS OUT HER 45 AND SHOOTS THE MEXICAN AND THE IRAQI, WHILE CATCHING HER GLASS, THEN SETS IT ON THE BAR. CALLING FOR A REFILL, SHE SAYS, 'IN AMERICA , WE HAVE SO MANY ILLEGAL ALIENS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DRINK WITH THE SAME ONES TWICE. WHO'S NEXT?' GOD BLESS AMERICA and REDNECK GIRLS! |
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