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| John Keely's Sacred Science |
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Topic: Jokes Section: Aging Table of Contents to this Topic |
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old!" I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist, when I noticed his diploma hanging on the wall. It bore his full name and I suddenly remembered a tall, handsome dark-haired boy with the same name. He had been in my high school class some 40-odd years before and I wondered if he could be the same guy I had a secret crush on way back then? When I got into the treatment room I quickly discarded any such thought.This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was much too old to have been my secret crush. Or was he? After he examined my teeth, I asked if he had attended Morgan Park High. "Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang!" he said, gleaming with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. "In 1959. Why do you ask?" He answered. "Well, you were in my class!" I exclaimed. Then that ugly, old, wrinkled son of a bitch asked, "What did you teach?" |
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